When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
by plmgr July 27, 2010
Get the Missed Plopportunity mug.A guy who seems practically perfect in every way (like mary poppins)... tries to woo you with flowers and wine, your mum would love him, and he ticks all the boxes, even the unimportant ones. But for some reason you just aren't attracted to him.
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When you unlock one achievement in a new xbox game and are forced to 100% it now that it is on your record. Often the bane of OCD gamers.
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Get the Og poppin mug.Refers to a specific type of crazy, clingy girlfriend. A female so obsessed with the idea of having herself a sweet hubby and at least one adorable child and insecure in herself, will go out of her way to get pregnant and wrangle her boyfriend into a longterm relationship/marriage . If the guy is worth anything, his morals will force him into staying in order to raise his child.
Means of getting pregnant usually involve popping holes in condoms and/or lying about birth control methods and usage.
Common problems condom poppers face:
The guy wants nothing to do with having a family or raising the child
She has slept with many guys but is obsessed with one in particular. This often leads to questionable parenthood.
Her mental instability will cause irrational actions. Besides being controlling and emotionally abusive to her baby daddy, she may manipulate those around her into believing her the innocent, smart one of the relationship, the male as stupid and uncaring and may eventually call the cops on him for no good real reason. More often than not, she expects to be easily forgiven due to her baring his bastard offspring.
Many of these factors leads the male leaving and the condom popper becoming a single mom.
Means of getting pregnant usually involve popping holes in condoms and/or lying about birth control methods and usage.
Common problems condom poppers face:
The guy wants nothing to do with having a family or raising the child
She has slept with many guys but is obsessed with one in particular. This often leads to questionable parenthood.
Her mental instability will cause irrational actions. Besides being controlling and emotionally abusive to her baby daddy, she may manipulate those around her into believing her the innocent, smart one of the relationship, the male as stupid and uncaring and may eventually call the cops on him for no good real reason. More often than not, she expects to be easily forgiven due to her baring his bastard offspring.
Many of these factors leads the male leaving and the condom popper becoming a single mom.
Jeanie is a total condom popper. That crazy bitch got pregnant when Roy was thinking of leaving her sorry ass. Now he's miserably raising a child with her even after she called the cops on him for saying she shouldn't leave the baby in a locked car in the middle of July.
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