poofta

The aftersmell of a fart. Usually follows the farter.

Holy God, Marc! What a poofta!

by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

proctamalogalism

Really Fucked out of your fucking mind

"duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I am really feeling proctamalogalism in my fucking head!!!

by James Moynihan May 17, 2007

poofty teaspoon

poofty teaspoon = craig

poofty teaspoon = craig

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008

Poft

Someone who is acting like a soft poofter

Tom: Hey Ryan, come out tonight and play basketball.
Ryan: Sorry man don't think I can. I think I may be sick but I'm not sure.
Tom: Stop being such a poft.

by b16atom September 13, 2011

profanahater

A person who hates or rejects those who are profane. According to the teachings of dualism, this person would likely be someone who is considered ideal.

Adam: I got a B today on my poetry project.
Janyce: GEEZ! You're so profane!
Adam: Danggg, stop being a profanahater!

by asexycoconut April 22, 2009

Poofting

POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft

April always suspected Desiree to be a poofter . Heard her poofting in the bathroom before bedtime.

by SLapshArd September 20, 2016

Poofta

To act like a fatass who doesn't want to do anything

Ahhh he's acting all poofta

by John March 16, 2003