premature extextulation

Sending a blank text inadvertently.

Hey, sorry about that premature extextulation. I hit send by mistake.

by giddyidledoodler December 15, 2011

Premature ovation

The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.

The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.

Jimmy was so drunk that when the band stopped playing for a second he had premature ovation.

by hararya February 19, 2012

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012

Premature Nostalgia

(noun) A mental condition in which one develops a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations that have already happened or have yet to happen.

Monica experiences moments of premature nostalgia when she thinks about life after grad school.

by lethopeburn July 19, 2013

Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.

Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."

by Julicles October 21, 2013

Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014