Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

potato dyke 

Where you're ugly like a potato and also butch like a tranny. Hence potato dyke

You're a potato dyke

potato dyke by Jacob Mattson🤙🏻 February 28, 2017

Raysh Potato

One who smoked himself lazy. He used to love to smoke pot, but even that, he's too lazy to do anymore. All he wants to do is stay home, jerk and play video games. A Raysh Potato is also known to use the phrases, "fuck it" and "I rather go home and jerk." He wears the same jeans every day.

Juan: dude you wana go to this carzy ass party, with 13 kegs andits hosted by hustler!
David: Nawwwww, fuck it am gona go home and play mythology, mabye jerk a little and relax.
Juan: dude you such a fucking raysh patato, your soo fuckin lazy MAN.

Raysh Potato by max c May 17, 2005

Desk Potato 

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.

Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.

Desk Potato by someoneouthere September 14, 2008

california potato chip 

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

california potato chip by spanky May 25, 2003

Potato Brain 

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.

Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.

Potato Brain by Manatee God August 11, 2015

Potato Touch 

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

Potato Touch by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018