German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

Creeper Pasta

1. One of the many Minecraft parodies of Pewdiepie's "Bitch Lasagna"

2. An insult towards a cowardly fighter

1. That creeper pasta was a parody of a parody
2. Just fight him, Don't be a creeper pasta

by TheSerperiorMaster August 27, 2020

Duke Pasta

The art of putting Duke Depp’s face onto different types of pasta.

Duke Pasta was invented by @ariw0nka when she woke up one day and decided to put Duke onto pasta.

Since then, more Duke Pastas have been in the making and will continue to be made until the day @ariw0nka dies.

“I appreciate you so much, and all of your pasta. Duke Pasta haha.”

~ Duke Depp during a duke moose livestream on 3/16/21

by ariw0nka March 20, 2021

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

May 24th: Rigatoni Pasta day

Today May 24th 2021 is finally rigatoni pasta day and it shall hopefully stay a holiday 🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️

OMG ITS MAY 24th ITS Rigatoni Pasta day, LETS GO EAT RIGATONI 🤪🤪 Rigatoni pasta day- go eat rigatoni pasta now. that’s May 24th: Rigatoni Pasta day

by myleetru🤪 May 24, 2021

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

nice pasta

synonym to "cool"

Oh shit is that a brand new mazda 6? Nice pasta, bro!

by i_am_your_farter August 23, 2020