Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are

He lied about cheating,what a swamp possum

by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 25, 2024

(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.

"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."

by (O)victim June 22, 2025

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

Stavro the Possum

a random possum that appeared in a house for no apparent reason, but was still kicks to see

Opaaa stavro the possum

Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches

kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh

by t_man 101 May 1, 2022

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022