peewee poptart

a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!

by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011

Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history

Henlo poptart man my good sir

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020

Popster

Sadly these days almost everybody is a popster. Popsters being those people who for some incomprehensible reason like to dress in glittery glamour clothes and listen to pop music designed for the sole purpose of making as much money out of tasteless listeners as possible by over advertising and portraying ideals which can turn people into rather selfish wannabe stars.

Person 1: "Oh my God! did you know Taylor swifts new album is coming out in 4 days, 4 hours, and 44 minutes?!"

Person 2: "Did you just ask me why I find popsters annoying?"

by Bob__Marley March 9, 2013

Ohio Popshart

When you shart your underpants ad have a gril lick it up and give you head while the fecies still in her mouth until you cum making a delightful treat.

Hey jake i gave this girl an Ohio Popshart last night and she loved it!

by DaMilFShakA January 12, 2008

poopstar

An anus, as it resembles a star and is used to defacate.

I was checkin' out this stripper, and she winked at me with her poopstar

by slickster September 18, 2003

Poostain Pancake

Poostain Pancake: To poop so hard and so much, that, there is no more white in your toilet, its all brown and looks very much like a burnt pancake.

Danny: "Eeeeeewwww! Billy just shat a poostain pancake!"
Jonny: "Cool! Want some breakfast?"

poop poo poostain pancake crap

by ne-who December 1, 2009

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005