pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.

I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.

by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014

Piti

A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful

Piti is meeting up with the v.c.p

by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021

pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him

Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.

by anonymous March 12, 2024

Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious

I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya

by Ab24 March 11, 2024

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

Pity Paddlers

People who are usually say they are Representatives or activist for a specialist or specialized group such as (disabled people,black people,gay,people women) who killed you into giving them money

BLM Pity Paddlers who said I was racist because I didn't want to give them money

by EmJayee May 24, 2018

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011