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pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
by bertio mattack December 8, 2022
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Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.
“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”
by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020
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Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.
Pity come dude, pity come...
by Benitokun December 16, 2010
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Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.
Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here
by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017
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pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.
Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.
by kirbbb November 21, 2015
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You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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