A fucking legend. 126 IQ FUCKING behemoth of a man. He is the coolest guy you will ever meet. And gets babes like there's no tomorrow. He benches 300 and is toned down to the vein. Gay, straight, everyone wants him. The best man to of ever existed.
by Troutmaan November 16, 2021

John: “What happened to Tom?”
…..: “He tried DIY ball piercing with a screwdriver. He’s in the hospital now.”
…..: “He tried DIY ball piercing with a screwdriver. He’s in the hospital now.”
by ballpiercings101 August 24, 2021

by Oxford college August 16, 2023

Little angel with harry legs very kind. Loves to suck all cocks but narwhals cocks. As straight as a pipe and always a savage. Lauren pierces are young niggers.
by Young nugget May 21, 2017

An average sized penis that is pierced with an extra large piece of Walmart jewelry with an attempt to make it cuter.
Holy shit! Did you see what Mccombie whipped out at the party last night? I’ve heard of a Mac piercing but I’ve never seen one.
by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Hey bonquisha did you here what daequan did. No I didn’t what he do he got a Abraham piercing right on the tip
by Pusscake69 March 9, 2018

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
by Marlin man March 22, 2017
