this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug. peyton is so funny
by haha_girl3415 November 1, 2019
Get the peytonmug. When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.
by The hampster September 16, 2023
Get the adult Peytonmug. by Cowboy412 June 7, 2021
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Get the Peyton Sheamug. by anonymous February 9, 2022
Get the peytonmug. is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. She is always there for you when you need her. She can get salty but you can always work it out with a laugh! if you ever get the chance to be peytons friend take the chance it’s worth it! She is amazing and beautiful everyone loves her
by koolkid2121 April 21, 2019
Get the Peyton Kleinmug.