Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.

Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kids under the age of consent

"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025

Pedophile

Pedophiles are sexy

Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis

by Isuckmymumzztoes April 25, 2023

pedophile

your P.E teacher

the P.E teacher has to be a pedophile I swear

by BigBennyBallBags February 19, 2024

PEDOPHILE PULLER

ANYBODY who fights like hell not to be classified as a PEDOPHILE.

Just as a college side BOB as I heard the guy down the hall in room 90 is a PEDOPHILE , oh do you mean JACK?, YEAH RIGHT you are but right but everytime I see him BOB , he is a PEDOPHILE PULLER , oh you mean trying to pull the wool over our AYES.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Pedophilic

After a long hard look at ones self you would then tend to realize that where you are in a gaze would hold true for day in being the fact that you never left the cave

The end - since the end has so many different word I’ll sum it up with two

!ALL ENDSSS!

Pedophilic 💓☪️

by Nippi kay June 13, 2021