Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

Peanut Brittle

When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl

My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled

by Syd Shenk February 1, 2010

peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

by Jenny June 18, 2006

Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

peanut burger

a variation of the peanut butter sandwich. However this process involves the use of a burger bun rather than ordinary white/whole wheat/ whatever bread you use.

Child: "Hey Mom can i have a peanut butter sandwich?"

Mother: "Sorry hun, were out of bread"

Child: "Fuck it, ill just have a peanut burger

by sHeeeeeeed October 16, 2008

a little peanut

Small male genitalia

He has a small penis

Lucy: How big was it?!
Megan's: disappointed, he had a little peanut

by Momothedodobird March 6, 2017

Peanut Nutter

The process of doing anal, nutting in her ass, then eating her ass.

Guy 1: "Bro, what happened with that girl from the bar?"
Guy 2: "We hooked up."
Guy 1: "Peanut Nutter?"
Guy 2: "Of course."

by Chris P Nutty August 24, 2018