Banging pants

Pants worn during or before the act of sexual intercourse that help facilitate intercourse. Generally they are pants that are easily pulled down or removed for purposes of sex. The pants can include a lube reservoir as well as a condom dispenser.

A girl wanted a quickie last night. Good thing I was wearing my banging pants so I was ready to go.

by Squids McKenzie October 31, 2009

Wear the Pants

1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.

1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"

by EthanChrist March 29, 2010

Shitty Pants

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

by 1234509876 August 26, 2009

pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 29, 2005

Poopsie Pants

(n.) one who has done a massive wet crap in their pants. Most of the time, the poop can be seen seeping through the underware, etc, and usually there is a horrendous odor associated with him/her.

\"Yo! Did u see that Poopsie pants over there?!?!? He was leaving a streak of messy poo when he walked past!\"

by Ghetto Nizzzik April 26, 2005

Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

Quitter Pants

pants not meant for public viewing, such as sweats or pajamas, worn to signify the end of productivity

Sara: "I just don't understand why kids these days walk around in their tacky sleep clothing."

Joe: "You got me, Snookums. I know it's too early in the day to throw on my quitter pants."

by acemccool August 24, 2009