Lily Pad

The female equivalent of a bachelor pad

Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.

by radius.7 May 2, 2014

lily pads

I love you.

Guy: lily pads
Girl: what?
Guy: nothing
Girl: uh... ok

by Anonymously Anonymous 2093874 February 8, 2010

lilly pad

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

by freedav05 January 9, 2007

Pimp-pad

The place where one has established a residence in a party friendly area. Most often seen on a college campus, however this is not necessarily required. Used condoms and empty alcohol bottles are required, otherwise it's just "your crib."

Chelly Anne came over last night and bonged beers at my pimp-pad

by Chelly Anne August 4, 2010

nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.

In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.

by John Smith March 11, 2004

Doodle Pad

A descriptive term used to identify hot girls with visible tattoo's

Dude, Check out the Doodle Pad near the bar.
I hooked up with a killer Doodle Pad last night.

Doodle Pad!!!!

by DeathMagnet September 3, 2014

landing pad

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.

person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!

by CA dream'in August 21, 2009