punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.

-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!

by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018

Punt

Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”

“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.

1. Ariana Grande is such a Punt! Did you hear she broke a marriage up?!

by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023

Punt

A sex act where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.

"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

Punt

To give up on perfection and just get a project done before the deadline.

Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.

by edderraaa September 21, 2021

I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.

"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"

by Misinformation January 2, 2024

god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017