by Yammerton February 6, 2010
Get the poor man's pancakemug. by Brent Senio October 17, 2008
Get the Poor Man's Zoomug. A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma November 13, 2007
Get the Poor Bastard Chairmug. by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008
Get the Poor Man's Oilmug. by basicv2 December 5, 2017
Get the poor man's dinnermug. A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.
After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.
by Vivalicious January 4, 2010
Get the Poor Bastard Societymug. A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012
Get the Poor Man's Toupeemug.