pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.

Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.

by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010

passed out duck

When your dick cannot function anymore due to the amount of times it's been used during sex

I was with this girl, she was great but she worked me so much that I got a passed out duck.

by mykoala January 16, 2017

Pissed

To the British, to get drunk.
To the Americans, to be drunk and expel it.
To men, to sedate themselves into stupidity, before they hurt someone.
To normal people, to be angry.

"Dude, I'm so pissed I wanna go get pissed, then trash that bathroom like I just pissed."

by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

pissed

The state that makes you want to burn the world to the ground

Oh shit he's pissed off, he might set the world on fire

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Inferno Pissed

Being so pissed that you feel like you are on fire

I am so inferno pissed that I lost my car keys

by InstantPaul November 27, 2009

Sumbitch pissed

A state of intense displeasure; often occurring whilst under the influence of alcohol.

"Where's my goddamn pants at? Sumbitch pissed!"

by jacobdubya October 12, 2011

Double-Pissed

When someone pisses you off when you are already pissed off.

I made you pissed, but you were already pissed. So, you're double-pissed.

by Gangreen March 23, 2012