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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
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philadelphia popper

The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.

A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.

There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”

“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”

“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”

*chestbump*
by DaRealBigBoss May 13, 2022
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Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.
I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.
by Celexis January 3, 2017
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philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide, caused by any number of reasons.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
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philadelphia fusion

a term used for teams who choked an easy win in a sport

can also be shortened to: "philly" or "fusion"
They almost won, but they pulled a philadelphia fusion
by Cumcretemaker September 22, 2021
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Philadelphia Helicopter

When you pull out and cum on your partners back then proceed to dry the cum by helicoptering your weenie to cause a big gust of air. After that the dried jizz may be enjoyed as a midnight snack.
Brooo i gave that girl from the club the Philadelphia Helicopter yesterday.
by D'Glester Hardunkin Chud III January 18, 2025
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Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin
Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team
by Randle30 November 6, 2022
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