A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

persian espider

the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋

I will have seggs with the Persian espider

by seb and elena January 19, 2021

A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.

"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

by stupid penis guy June 8, 2025

silver chinchilla Persian

Fluffy white cat with smushed face and a large dong. Likes to lay on the ground with belly up and legs spread out.

Damn, Felix is one fine silver chinchilla Persian.

by OriginalLexicographer October 26, 2022

Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years

Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..

by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021

persian pubes

Lustrous black tightly curled glistening pubic hair.

The amazonian in OPS has Persian Pubes.

by not an amazonian October 4, 2017

Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021