Jaide Palmer

the most prettiest, realest, funniest, mentally illest girl you’ll ever come across in life

“damn bro who is that?”
“Oh that’s Jaide Palmer, she bad asfk but she got serious issues”

by theillest_nwordalive August 9, 2023

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Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

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ghetto palmer

When you mix cheap beer with orange juice

yeah brah! i was sitting on the porch and decided i would have myself a Ghetto Palmer!

by gucciguccigucci February 12, 2017

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It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash

Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!

by Beautifulcrazypancake December 24, 2023

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palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021

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