One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017