Skip to main content

Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
mugGet the Never in my natural-born life mug.

I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
mugGet the I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve mug.

My life so far

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far
by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020
mugGet the My life so far mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Involve Father ANd MOtherS In My Life And See What Happens TO YOu By Angel Hellstorm JOse RObles For <Milo>Felu's<milO> Bubble Gum Back Smack Restrospection on $49.99<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Involve Father ANd MOtherS In My Life And See What Happens TO YOu By Angel Hellstorm JOse RObles For <Milo>Felu's<milO> Bubble Gum Back Smack Restrospection on $49.99<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Involve Father ANd MOtherS In My Life And See What Happens TO YOu By Angel Hellstorm JOse RObles For <Milo>Felu's<milO> Bubble Gum Back Smack Restrospection on $49.99<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

My life

Is being deferred to other people over the thing I said on the internet that they didn't like and YOU ARE HELPING THAT PROCESS TAKE PLACE. So no it isn't anybodies choices.
Hym "You're stealing my life and if you don't give it back I'll murder your kids. I'm not doing anything differently and I'm not leaving until it's all back. This was stupid. I told you not do do it. I don't have to play along so you can salvage this into something other than the mistake that it was. I need this. You do not need this."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
mugGet the My life mug.

LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.
That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".
by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
mugGet the LOOK AT MY LIFE mug.

my life

my life is death
by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022
mugGet the my life mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email