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potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."
by potato.goals October 15, 2015
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Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.
The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)
by grimjimslim April 15, 2024
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goals

When your best friend is going to marry but your friends and you are poor so the party before getting marry are all of your friends with a d**k in the head and d**k balloons singing in the street lights on by shawn mendes
My party before getting marry is going to be goals I'm going to wear a d**k in my head and sing shawn mendes songs in the middle of the night with my best friends
by la payne October 15, 2017
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field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear
by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008
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dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy
" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."
by jjthekid June 23, 2014
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Goal

Let's consider for a second the goal of the NOT-Mes.
Hym "Their goal is CLEARLY to deny me my every desire. Me being removed from the situation that is being imposed. Recognition for my contributions and a legal remedy for those situations. Treatment for whatever is causing my brain and/or skull to feel the way it does. To not work. But for 10 years and in spite of the fact that I am not hiding in any way shape or form, I don't even have a VPN, the name is associated with a Gmail account with my name on it... They are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the potential for child murder. But they will then turn around and use that as justification to do what they're doing. It's not even a fleeting thought to them. And it's revealing because if they thought I desired child death... Why would they not do anything about THAT? Not when I went to Walmart to buy a knife. Not the last time I walked out of my apartment with it and without my phone. Nothing. Because that was never that this was about. It wasn't ever about my TRUE identity. Which is what you're doing now. No True Scottsmen fallacy except direct at me. Never about 'safety.' And I revealed my identity 4 years ago in the form of a Etymology Riddle that people understood (In which case good job A+ and a gold star for today) or had translated for them and have been interacting with me on the basis of that since then. So, I'm not actually all that anonymous. I'm more 'dying' than I am anonymous. But this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with depriving me of things."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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goals on fleek

When a person has their aspirations in check.
Damn Ariana you got 'em goals on fleek.
by Peetaaaaa January 23, 2017
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