Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.

That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.

by MWstein November 14, 2016

Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998

Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.

by AwesomeGamer1963 April 2, 2019

The Chromosome Lord

The Shadow of the Elder God Ochwar. He can destroy entire realities with ease. He can suck Chromosomes out of any mortal, and it makes him even stronger.

Dude! The Chromosome Lord is coming for your ass!

by Succpreme March 5, 2019

hentai lord

Someone who has over 1.5tb of hentai in a homework folder and is very addicted to hentai.

Bro did you hear that johnny has over 2TB of hentai? He's a hentai lord!

by skrrts August 23, 2020

Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.

Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."

by I hate Messi December 23, 2020

so lord

So lord is an exotic phrase originating in an ancient extraterrestrial language transcribed from Egyptian hieroglyphs. The extraterrestrials which were said to use this ominous phrase are believed to be the same ones which helped build the pyramids and also introduced humans to broccoli, an ancient space delicacy farmed by these beings.

the word has recently been popularised by the cross alien and broccoli creature named jimmy parry. she is one of the most rarest species in the world and we advise you stay clear from her otherwise she will try and graft you and flex to you!!!

as you know jimmy is a very famous person... you may recognise her from your roast dinner or the movie ET! she has alien like features with a mop of spaghetti on her head which also looks like a brocoli👽 🥦

she has garnered a lot of attention recently as she was spotted flying her ufo and taking her girlfriend abbie to ‘uranus’.

Although outdated, so lord can be used in a variety of ways to describe emotion, such as “so lord I’m in the mood for some broccoli” or “if we don’t get to watch ET soon so lord i’ll be upset”

So lord is also used commonly along with the ancient space emoji “🙈” and can typically be located in Abbie’s dms.

so lord i love driving lessons and my gf abbie so much🙈🙈🙈

by senpai sofie August 24, 2020