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Office Amnesia

Call centers and contact centers seem to take great delight in moving their people around before they have a chance to get comfortable in one place thus moving their agents to a new desk location on an ad hoc basis. Office amnesia is simply a temporary state of forgetfullness where you can't remember where you are sitting and end up turning back to go a different route. Its duration commonly lasts only a couple of seconds but very irritating. This usually follows a visit to the bathroom, vending machine, printer or photocopier.
Me: You look lost
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.
by Cyberwulf July 22, 2012
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officer mcdonald

A cum guzzling crooked cop who steals weed pipes from kids and shoves them up his ass. He also enjoys visiting all black prisons to shower and get ass fucked. This person is an overall piece of shit and cocklover.
Who's that prick?

That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
by EveryoneThinksThis October 22, 2013
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Office Shopping

to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)
Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.
by Elvira Pepper February 7, 2017
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officer of the court

When not used in the literal sense (that is, to refer to an actual officer of the court), to mean someone who is a mediator between two or more people.
I'm too busy to play officer of the court, settle this out yourselves!
by jameseb89 May 26, 2017
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Office hugger

by KartAnbu August 4, 2018
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Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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office 365

by Garbage kid February 22, 2021
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