octobitch

any person (man or woman) who has slept with 8 or more people in one night, and in the case of a woman has had 80 (eighty) fingers in her at once

not to be confused with octopussy

cassi is such an octobitch, she let the whole baseball team do her on the way home from the game

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

Octopussy

A slutty femail (or male if he takes it up the ass) who gets in the bed with just any dick and fucks more than eight guys a day. A boner-fied ho. A humping-heffer. A male that can take two or more dicks in his ass at one time.

Guy1: man! I was walking down Pokechop Street when this ho stuck her head out the screen-doe, nekkid to the world and drooling between the legs! Dat got me so horny I went into her apartment and doube tapped that bitch with some other dude.

Guy2: say what! Dude they calll that ho "Octopussy!" She'll hit anything that even 'looks' like a dick. they say she fucks up to eight times a day or more! Cant believe u hit that!and u touched another dudes junk inside that ho

Guy1: its all good, bruh! that octopussy was so loose , there was room foe five-or-six more dicks. Mmmm, it was al good.

by Good Thang Man July 3, 2011

Baby Octopus

The phrase used to describe an older man seeking younger girls. The octopus is a descriptor of the girl's vagina, being wet and slimy.

He likes his baby octopus. He's a pedofile.

by Dr. Wendy McGilicudy November 19, 2010

Flaming Octopus

An overweight natural red headed person(or ginger) that gorges themselves with food, chewing with there mouth open while food particles and spit flies everywere

dude, I'm not eating my lunch or sitting anywhere near that flaming octopus

by Jackofalltrades88 April 16, 2011

Raving Octopus

An annoying guy who always uses urban dictionary for every word.

Man that guy is a raving octopus ¬_¬

by Genetic Engineer. June 20, 2011

Raunchy Octopus

A sexual act performed on another involving eight penises in which each penis is put into the mouth of the receptive individual. The connection between this act and sea-life stem from the use of eight penises reminiscent of the tentacles of an octopus; additionally some agree that that sound of gargling produced juices from this act can be traced back to the sound of a bubbling ocean current.

Some friends and I got together last night and gave my girlfriend the best Raunchy Octopus she has ever gotten.

by PromiscuousSquid July 17, 2011

Octopode

See Octopus
It is the plural of Octopus according to the dick-heads at Webster's Dictionaries. =)

But /they/ had to be different. Plain old octopi wouldn't do for then! OH NO. They had to take it to the EXTREME. Psh.

Whoah! Look at all the Octopode! x_x

by |-Anonymous-| July 23, 2008