This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
Get the Ollie readmug. The ultimate chad. He is much superior than all the other whores who call themselves his "classmates." God bless anyone with this name, since it bestows great wealth, good looks, and homosexuality. Anyone with this name is a very talented, blessed individual who has all the hot women. Their ultimate catchphrase is "another day, another slay. Period."
by p0cket November 9, 2021
Get the Ollie Cailliermug. “Dude I’ve been on that basketball team for a year and I’m always on the bench,”
“I know dude that’s so olly!”
“I know dude that’s so olly!”
by Sigma100 May 29, 2024
Get the ollymug. A ginormous heterosexual who hates gays, slashes the tires of the trans, and has a raging addiction to both porno categories that he "hates".
Olly is a species of man that when angered, will begin to throw their poo at objects and even people.
Another thing about Olly is that he and other Olly's, will meet up with the same name (+1 if you also share the same last name) and will all take it in turns to skull fuck each other in Sainsburys behind a toilet roll made fort in the housing section of the store.
Olly also tends to be spotted at gay sex toy stores, cumming on the floor and leaving the store holding his bum in pain as if he has let one absolutely devour the ring that surrounds the outskirts of his arsehole.
Lastly, Olly has a problem for buying shit car parts and filling his tires up with Lucozade instead of compressed air. He also has his cars dashboard covered in rainbow starbursts and skittles.
Olly is a species of man that when angered, will begin to throw their poo at objects and even people.
Another thing about Olly is that he and other Olly's, will meet up with the same name (+1 if you also share the same last name) and will all take it in turns to skull fuck each other in Sainsburys behind a toilet roll made fort in the housing section of the store.
Olly also tends to be spotted at gay sex toy stores, cumming on the floor and leaving the store holding his bum in pain as if he has let one absolutely devour the ring that surrounds the outskirts of his arsehole.
Lastly, Olly has a problem for buying shit car parts and filling his tires up with Lucozade instead of compressed air. He also has his cars dashboard covered in rainbow starbursts and skittles.
Dakey - "AYOOOOO G, you seen Olly bouncing round town today?"
Zack - "Oiiiiiiiiiiii nahhhhhhhh chicken, probably getting fisted by Dave again that works in Aldi."
Dakey - "yeeeeeeeeeeeee courrrrrrrrrrrse."
Zack - "Oiiiiiiiiiiii nahhhhhhhh chicken, probably getting fisted by Dave again that works in Aldi."
Dakey - "yeeeeeeeeeeeee courrrrrrrrrrrse."
by daktherealestgangsta December 26, 2023
Get the Ollymug. Ollie is a weird skinny perverted man who tends to hang around primary school,
He is a borderline nutty and must have some sort of smoke in his lungs at all times
He is a borderline nutty and must have some sort of smoke in his lungs at all times
That guy is and ollie
by Callum mcc August 2, 2023
Get the Olliemug. 
by SpoopySmile April 28, 2022
Get the Ollie Reidmug.