What to do in nys

What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.

It’s what to do in nys enjoy your stay

by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023

Norwich School Ny

Norwich school may be one of the scummiest schools on earth, Norwich school is a cesspool of inbreeding and wannabe gangsters selling fake weed. Norwich school is also millions of dollars in debt buying a new turf field just to not make sectionals and suck every year. Almost every student is a fucking retard and the ones that somehow manage to graduate will become the elite scum of norwhole and become a patty flipper at McDonald’s.

my son goes to Norwich School NY, Sorry to hear that is he retarded? Yes

by Fe4r_Magnet0 October 18, 2023

Malone NY

If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.

Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared

You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .

The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .

by Slim pickings 16 June 2, 2018

Thibau Nys

A rider who cannot perform at a consistent level

Thibau Nys won a CX one week ago. I bet he is going to abondon today.

by ROSYRT January 8, 2024

Ny-Majanea

The most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so kind and honest. They will always be there and always allow you to talk to them. They like the color red and constantly listen to music. She likes to rearrange her room often, and they are so beautiful, even with stretch-marks. They love eye contact and late night calls. They are just so amazing and leave others speechless most of the time. They love to mess around with you, and tickle you. And they make their friends or girlfriend or boyfriend so happy they cry sometimes because they are beyond happy and never thought they would ever be this happy again.

Me: Did you hear who Ryleigh is dating?
Friend: Who?
Me: Maje or Ny-Majanea
Friend: Dang she so lucky. they are so fine and amazing.

by Mommy?Sorry October 7, 2021

Fort Plain, Ny

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019