It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.
by Super Apple October 5, 2009

by Urbanfracture January 4, 2018

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!
by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018
