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Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.
Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.
by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022
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stoop banter

To have a conversation while amongst friends while upon one of saids friends front porch
John and I will be going later to Greg's house and probably have some stoop banter
by xstoopxkidx October 1, 2008
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Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.
Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!
by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020
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banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.
The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island
by werdnum September 30, 2021
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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Bingo Banter

to play online bingo without buying any cards. you are just there to enjoy the online chat room. see how long you can last before be kicked out by challenging yourself for how many innuendos you can slip n - especially when someones asking for 69 to come up, be generally inappropriate towards other members. Keeping CAPS lock on for the entirety is recommened for optimum results
Guy 1: "I didn't know you played bingo, you won anything yet dude??''

Guy 2:"dont be rediculous, I'm just here for the Bingo Banter"

Guy 1:"Lad"
by Online_Lad January 26, 2011
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Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)
'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'
by Gravvers March 3, 2009
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