When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.
by StephCoast September 12, 2013

When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.
I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.
by T Macalicious September 19, 2012

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.
by Benji March 13, 2005

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.
by Benji March 5, 2005

1 Problems that people with active sex lives have.
2 A retort to someone who complains about the consequences of getting lucky.
2 A retort to someone who complains about the consequences of getting lucky.
by Mel197 November 16, 2017

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.
by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders
They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.
by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019
