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Class incest

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase
“Shit dawg you’re right”
by lulouise August 13, 2024
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Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.
John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.
by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020
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Incest Cousin

"I heard you've been seeing your cousin."
"Yeah, we're incest cousins."
by westvirginia December 22, 2016
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Forced incest

Royal Guelph police service mandatory key placement of other people housekeys given to Wendy Mildred Susan Maki to pillage and loot and commit industry espionage as Kaelen Cody William Granger has his own business
This forced incest must be trademarked they use a machete on me whenever I won't fuck my mom
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Incest

Them bitches is brother and sisterrrr (incest)
by Hanna Gemosuat August 14, 2022
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economic incest

He paid his sister so far below market value on that property that it was economic incest.
by ThorMonster April 7, 2016
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