Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024

Big Nasties

Big nasty titties

Are you an ass or a boob man?

I like a pair of big nasty titties!

Damn, look at her big nasties

by Tom Seanlinson April 15, 2024

The Books of Rancid Nasties

It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.

The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.

It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.

Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.

I prayed over the Books of Rancid Nasties, and was enlightened by the wisdom of the Lupearians.

by Charles J. Joans March 4, 2021

San Francisco Nesting Doll

When involved in orgy men line up from tallest to shortest simultaneously entering anal cavity of man in front. Must have a minimum of four men to qualify. No maximum number of participants.

While at at the Blue Oyster Alex, Jethro, Russel, Jimmy, and Mike engaged created a San Francisco Nesting Doll for curious onlookers.

by HarryBalz November 23, 2025