Mrs Nelson

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.

Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed

by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010

Nelson Velez

An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.

oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!

by Very Angry Bitch February 28, 2005

Nelson

Brazilian for asshole

Man is Nelson is a Nelson.

by wilfred89 October 4, 2018

The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

by mickey July 23, 2004

Sour-Nelson

When a man ejaculates onto a piece of bread, covers another piece of bread in honey, combines the two and eats it.

Dude, I dare you to eat my Sour-Nelson.

by PaulTaylorThe4 May 13, 2008

Candace Nelson

A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.

Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.

A fart jar

by Lywewe Jihoovawitz September 26, 2010

willy nelson

reverse father nelson, done towards the front instead of back.

Carlos was so mad that he looked Danny in the face and gave him a willy nelson

by mpc6q7 September 19, 2013