naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

by mooji September 30, 2007

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Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...

Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.

by jnsland June 27, 2010

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neighborhoodist

Judging someone's worthiness based on the neighborhood they live in before all other criteria.

"If you live east of downtown, forget trying to go out with him, he's a total neighborhoodist."

by Michael Todd March 7, 2007

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randi's next door neighbor

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them

That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor

by Grapedrinkeesha March 29, 2010

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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.

"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

by JeenaMarz August 8, 2017

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