naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.

"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."

by Whatabob April 19, 2018

naughty ehling

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced a naughty ehling.

B: So relatable!

by bimbambum November 10, 2017

naughty kid

A stupid little brat

Kid 1: hey naughty kid
Kid 2: hey, your right for once! I am naughty!

by Joseph1012 November 30, 2017

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016

naughty sandra

- girl, originally from Groningen
- relative of Black Pete
- lives by the rule : "Once you go black(Pete), you never go back"

"Daaaaamn, that bitch Keira is such a naughty Sandra!"

by lalalaSK September 22, 2016