nappy bits

Mostly used with our Caribbean brethern .Self explanatory.. Pubic hair or pubic area. Male or female genitals.

Come let me fuck your nappy bits.

by Ayo Vick January 11, 2017

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Nappy

Boyish with an extremely slender build. Feisty and ready to go. Somebody, buy the boy a drink. He’s been waiting.

Nappy over there won't stop staring at me, should I invite him to the bathroom?

by FanBoy#69 November 5, 2020

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

Nappie

A shorter nap, that is between 20mins - 2 hours

Hey zoe, lets take a nappie before our test starts because boy am I exhausted !

by Zoe Zito April 18, 2018

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.

Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.

by EEN12 April 2, 2017

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023