The perfect man. Nolan is the entire package! He’s athletic, funny, smart and caring. He is always looking to make people laugh and always puts others before him. Usually has dirty blonde hair and deep brown eyes, so incredibly handsome. He’s got an amazing smile and a great body. Nolan is the type of guy to do anything for the ones he loves. He has the biggest heart and cares so much for everyone else around him. If you are lucky enough to have a Nolan in your life, hold on to him. He is the bestest friend you could ever have.
by Suhdude1490 January 30, 2020
Get the Nolanmug. A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024
Get the Nolanmug. by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019
Get the Nolanmug. A small dicked redhead, that's at least part white. unfortunately, he's quite funny, but really bad at giving head. A goo person to keep around as he'll probably be successful in life, and is nice enough to support your shitty ass future.
by Mermph February 6, 2022
Get the Nolanmug. Never goes to class. He's failing all his classes because he's not there. His best mark is a 10 % and he says it's ok because he's going into the trades but he's not in tech class.
by tygytfgdbrft May 29, 2025
Get the Nolanmug. Nolan's are sweet,kind,generous,loving,careful,handsome,hot and so much more.if by chance you ever get a Nolan even if y'all are just friends don't let them go they are very hard to come across but if you become their girlfriend then know this:they will never cheat on you, they will always care about how you feel even if they don't let you into their feelings at first but eventually they will let you in just give them some time they have some trust issues but that's just because they have had that thing happen to them multiple times just give them some time.
Person 1: look it's Nolan!
Person 2: I wanna make him mine.
Person 2: bad idea girl he has a girlfriend already and I wouldn't mess with her man
Person 2: I wanna make him mine.
Person 2: bad idea girl he has a girlfriend already and I wouldn't mess with her man
by Ufdhduv May 29, 2019
Get the Nolanmug. He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.
Me : Oh that's Nolan right?
Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute
Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot
Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute
Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot
by basic_brunette November 24, 2022
Get the Nolanmug.