salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016

Salt The Water

The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub

Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?

by Tyulalapxnns July 26, 2019

Pass The Salt

A mental slang used as a satirical and exaggerated expression of wanting to kill yourself

Typically if you’re ever in a situation where you feel like “blowing your brains out” or “Jumping off a bridge” this term would be appropriate.

Although it’s not ideal to use in a real life sentence. It can be used as symbolism for wanting to die after a major inconvenience.

Weird awkward dinner where your uncle comes off as a pedophile in his choice of words

(Internal Dialogue amongst yourself )
“Pass The Salt”

by hcemkek August 8, 2021

Salted chocolate

When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole

Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday

by Latino2212 November 5, 2020

salted burito

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

by KingCexcell April 18, 2018

secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017