narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
by Sexydimma February 27, 2018
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Narcissistic Bailor

(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!
"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!
by Cappy C January 30, 2023
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Martyr Narcissist

A form of Covert Narcissism commonly known as Noble Narcissism, Martyr Narcissists will appear to others initially as a helper and self-sacrificing. This behavior is often motivated by the need for admiration, acknowledgement or praise rather than actually helping the individual(s) in need. Martyr Narcissists are experts with PR in their communities and often easily fool unsuspecting people who may know them on a surface level. This type of Narcissist is considered part of covert narcissism, which is more dangerous than Overt Narcissism.

Martyr Narcissists utilize self-perceived victimhood to garner the attention of others for validation or sympathy. They may use examples of hardships as a way to elicit emotions and garner trust from strangers. Rather than being altruistic, they look for acknowledgement over efforts regardless of the outcome of the individual(s) they supposedly helped.
Sue runs a suicide prevention 501(c)(3) but is unable to provide documentation showing her organization's mission is actually effective. Most of Sue's funding goes towards her personal income. She has received acknowledgment of her efforts on a state level and in her community. Sue has many extended family members that have suicidal ideation due to her unhealthy family's abuse cycle and her active roles in perpetuating abuse dynamics. Sue also believes her ability to self-serve/help others supersedes the credentials of mental health professionals trying to help the same demographic.

Example: Sue told a child rape victim she "asked for it," because the perpetrator was Sue's adult brother. She assisted in silencing the child due to the risk of her family's reputation of severe alcoholism, repeat sexual assault/incest, and abuse becoming public. She even went so far as convincing the victim's father to donate his estate to her organization. If the public discovered the unethical behavior to this child and other family members, this would jeopardize her ability to garner sympathy for her 501(c)(3). Sue is a classic example of a highly functional Martyr Narcissist and will likely never be investigated or found out due to her ability to abuse her victims into silence. Sue uses the her public persona as a means to gaslight her victims.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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Narcissist

Someone that hates being alone, since being alone is like someone sticking a mirror in their brain, and they are left with nobody but themselves.
A narcissist thinks everyone else gets as lonely as they do when left alone. If you hate being in your own company, do you really love anyone or anything as much as you claim to?
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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A female narcissist who looks for ways to continuously oppress herself. She also has a propensity for engaging in risky behaviors, then bitching about the consequences of said behaviors. Typically your average no brained female hot take from a pick me girl
Guy 1: God, that Becca is such a: Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN). She put herself at risk by getting drunk at a party and got taken advantage of by a drunk guy, then ranted about how it's all men's fault and how she's oppressed everywhere she goes.

Guy 2: You're right, she's such a POFN.
by Commando_257 February 3, 2024
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Narcissist

Someone that tries to pick fights with people they thought were weaker/more foolish than themselves (as most bullies/instigators would).
Zeus knew no law higher than herself, which is why she always tried to walk over anybody she thought was weaker than herself. She mostly saw herself in everyone and everything, because she was a narcissist.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
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Narcissist

Someone that says love people not places or things when they really mean love them, not people (though she wasn't going to tell anyone that was what she really meant, what kind of sister/wife/coworker/cousin would she be letting people see right through her).
The narcissist wanted people to love her, not each other, but pretended to be everyobe's friend on everyone's side to play them all against each other and keep herself loved and in people's good graces.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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