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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.
"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"
by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023
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rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.
Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.
by GHL Champion December 6, 2013
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My Ball

Another word for girlfriend or wifey. This is short term based on the phrase “the ol’ ball and chain.” This term gained popularity from DDG using this term in Streamer University.
“Where’s my ball?”

“Who’s your ball?”
“Peyton the girl over there, that’s my ball.”
by Peytonaa May 29, 2025
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scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
by anonymous December 29, 2022
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my ball

Alex: aye bro you know her?

You: yea that’s my ball
by Jugg1n May 27, 2025
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Break my balls

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase that means “annoying someone”.
SHABNAM!! DON’T BREAK MY BALLS ANYMORE, OK??
IF YOU DO, GET LOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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