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Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.
Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!
by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021
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mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can
by Alfredo X October 28, 2010
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trash mouse

A dirty mousey dude who doesn't know how to keep his apartment clean and you only realize this once you wake up after going home with him the night before. Basically, a boy in his twenties who is filthy.
Brad is such a trash mouse. He's gotta learn how to keep up with his dishes!
by Fanneycandy December 10, 2017
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Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
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Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"
by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014
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Drops Mouse

This means the truth has been written/typed in a chat and no other words or information is needed. Straight to the point. Boom, enough typed. Simliar to "drops mic", but typed instead of spoken.
Can be a hashtag at end of a text or chat like #dropsmouse.
Ex coworker on chat - "My new job sucks, any chance my position is still available?"
Old boss on chat- "Like we want you back after you broke all of the code and bailed on us ....drops mouse"
by Azgolfgeek February 15, 2017
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