Poxy Moron

A psuedo intellectual, etymologist or charlatan who at every opportunity seeks to use the word 'Oxymoron' to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are. And usually gets it wrong.

OMG that's such an oxymoron.

It's just contradictory, you Poxy Moron.

by Tenman November 13, 2010

Motor Moron

This is the person who does not follow the laws of the road, including, blinkers, slow speeds, high speeds, roll stops, and the people who think you honked at them, but instead, the person behind you did, so the motor moron flips you off and not the person behind you.

A motor moron almost ran into me today because they didn't use their blinker.

by The_Feee_Master December 16, 2016

mormons

one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.

the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.

by rusty dusty January 13, 2006

half idiot, half moron

1. Someone who is so dumb that using idiot or moron wouldn't be enough to fully get across the point of how stupid they really are

1. The only way to describe you would be to combine idiot and moron, ergo you are half idiot, half moron

by Naiin May 11, 2008

moonshine

Illegal alcoholic drink brewed illegally during 1930s prohibition in America. Brewers often used industrial alcohol which lead to much blindness and brain damage in those who drank it.

That moonshine gave old Jonny brain damage.

by darksidedemon May 24, 2003

hot mormons girls

The Kind and Loving Women of the Mormon Church Who Believe in Christ and Treat their Bodies with Care (They are also HOT)

Person: Hey Man , did you see that hot Mormons girls walk by?

Person2: Yeah... I've been meaning to ask her out but she is isn't 16 yet

by The Good Mormon Guy August 22, 2016

Mormons

Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
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Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!

Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.

Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.

You:
Okay, come in...

****A FEW YEARS LATER****

You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!

by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009