mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024

Mirror Maxing

The action when you nonverbally scream at yourself in the mirror to hype yourself up.

Tom was mirror maxing before his big party

by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024

Mirror Melter

What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off

Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter

by Mirror Melter February 26, 2023

Mirror pic

mirror pic means you think i’m the best person to exist and you would die to be me, you are also deeply and madly in love with me.

“Oh yeah i sent her a mirror pic, she’s the best.”

by bellapxwer April 21, 2022

litter mirror

when a greasy teen pops his or hers pimples and it gets on the mirror

fuck bro that was a litter mirror

by pants dog little December 20, 2017

Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

urban mirror

any thing that you can see/check your reflection in that isnt an actual mirror

we were walking by a building, and the glass siding was such a good urban mirror that we HAD to check ourselves out!

by shellbell116 January 12, 2008