Minneapolis

The largest city in Minnesota which has been historically distinguished by its three districts: North Minneapolis, Downtown, and areas which are not North Minneapolis or downtown.

Minneapolis has a very diversified population consisting of Hmong, Somalians, and Scandinavians. While the city looks nice, it is countered by our high crime rates, making us the 15th most dangerous state in the nation.

Minneapolis has a record of being a historically liberal city, though prides itself on being open to other options (hence, the election of Jesse Ventura). It has a very large GLBT community which is supplemented by the extensive local art.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm from Minneapolis?
Guy 2: Me too! Where at?
Guy 1: Not north.
Guy 2: I live there too!

by expiredspork October 19, 2008

Minneapolis

Minneapolis is a freaking awesome city in the Midwest, and is better than Chicago with the whole theater scene and cultural thing. The skyline's gorgeous, and the culture is very mixed, with lots of blacks, hispanics, asians, and somalians inhabiting various neighborhoods like riverside, and the west side, etc, even though MN has a rep for being super white. Not true anymore. There is gang activity in the wrong parts of town, like Dinkytown and sometimes in North Mpls., but it's a relatively clean, awesome city, with great culture, sports, people... Minneapolis rocks. And it's way better than boring old Saint Paul.

Minneapolis is the coolest city on earth, cuz it's got all the perks of a huge city without the disadvantages.

by Rain459 March 17, 2011

Pinkie Minkie

A girl who has accidentally spent too much time in the sun, most often at the beach as she likes to attempt to get her black on. Her bubbly, flirty, cheeky and fun charecter means that she is hunuted by men and is an endangered species. She is not "that fat" but has a sexual body and innocent appearing face, she is most likey an alnegro (coz she can shake her booty like a black woman with the flexibility of a gymnast) and likes to have crazzy random sexy time adventures with her token crazzy adventure friends...there is never a dull moment with a pinkie minkie especially when she has had a few drinkie drinkies.

Any sexy girls who are loud, fun, dances like nobody is watching, are always up for random adventures, adopt the motto "fuck boys, i just wanna dance!" and are not DBC's are real pinkie minkies (even if they arent sunburnt)

by Chut May 28, 2006

Minnesota Pipeline

When 3 heterosexual males are in tight single file line in order to keep warmth.

Me and some buddies did a Minnesota pipeline to keep warm during the winter seasons.

by ClarkinSC March 30, 2011

Minnesota

A state where if your a citizen of new york or new jersey you will be automaticly weirded out because were so nice.
Why the hell do new york citizens say fuck outloud. If you say fuck outloud in minnesota you will be automaticly on every person list on people who i dont trust

Minnesota citizen: hello! Are you having a nice day!
New york citizen: shut the fuck up.

by Hmmmm----23 March 25, 2020

Minnesota

The BEST STATE EVER
Nothing even close to the shitty country Canada
Minnesota Nice expect when driving
STATE OF HOCKEY suck it Detroit our whole state beats your one city that you stole from us.
Biggest mall in the USA
the greatest accent ever!
producers of most of the nations corn and wheat
worldwide leader in medicine and education

the MAYO CLINIC where every rich person in the world comes when they get sick
NOT THE DUMB HICKS THAT SURROUND US TO THE NORTH (CANADA) SOUTH (IOWA) WEST (DAKOTAS) EAST (THEY'RE SO SHITTY THEY AREN'T BEING NAMED

M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A
MINNESOTA
MINNESOTA
FUCK WISCONSIN

by CSHIT October 23, 2009

Minnesota mob kids

Groups of Minnesotan kids who are generally aged 12-15, that walk around aimlessly in suburban areas, looking for other mob kids to chill with. The group will almost always start out with three kids, and it will gradually get larger and larger, but never reaching a total of more than eight kids. These kids proceed to walk around town thinking that they are the shit. They will always end up at a McDonald's patio, where they then continue to criticize anyone younger than them, or other mobs that happen to pass by.

Tony: "whadup blake im hungry as fuck, wanna hit up McDonald's?"

Blake: "sure dude im not even hungry, but i passed McDonald's 5 minutes ago, and there was a gang of Minnesota mob kids chillin on the patio"

Tony: "good, looks like its gonna be a toofer. . I getta munch some dank food and fuck with some Minnesota mob kids"

Tony and Blake simultaneously: "Ahhh Suburbia"

by MuurkYaMinneapolis March 6, 2009