Minnesota bankroll

A roll or wad of paper money that looks impressively large but is composed mostly of one-dollar bills. The roll may be enveloped in a $20 dollar bill to make it look more impressive.

Person 1: "Look at all these singles in my wallet!"

Person 2: "That's quite a Minnesota bankroll!"

by Hector P. Schmedley July 16, 2010

Doin a Minnesotan

where a driver of a car sees a cop car who pulled over another car and the driver has to see whats going on.

this usually ends up creating a traffic jam because of curiosity.

Jack: "Dude, why are ya slowin down?"

Joe: "Dude, im Doin a Minnesotan to see why the cop pulled over the car."

by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008

Minnesota Standoff

When all members of a group of people are too polite to take the last serving of a given dish.

In the third Minnesota Standoff of the evening, the last piece of pumpkin pie sat alone in the center of the table, the whole family eyeing it in uncomfortable silence.

by the Man of the Van January 15, 2015

Minneapolis

A big city that was just fucked by a bunch of rioters because it’s 2020

Damn that person looks like Minneapolis, he’s a wreck!

by sickomaus123 June 28, 2020

minnesota

The best state ever, yes we have the funny accents, and no the state is not flat and prarie like and land of nothing like everybody says, thats only souther minnesota and up by the dakotas, but minnesota is manily trees, lakes, rivers,u know wilderness, its quite lovely. It is manily made up of small iron mining towns, not everyone likes the governor, infact most dont, its just younger people think its cool to have a celebrity, infact i dont like him, he brought our state into a hell hole, and it basically is a liberal state, which is a shame, because mostly everyone here hunts and fishes, and does other sportsmen activities. Mostly everyone here is of Scandinavian descent. And its not a hick state where the hell do people get that from. We have the best weather and seasons, Fall it gets really beautiful out with the trees and is normal weather out, Winter it gets dead chilly and the whole northern state is pure white and looks really nice, and Spring its not the most beautiful looking out manily because all the snow is disapearing and the grass is yellow and its wet out, and summer it gets dead hot out, usually between the 80s and 100s, so we get to experience the best examples of seasons, ice cold winters, and dead hot summers. Minnesota is home to many bands, actors, actresess, companies, and many more, that are huge across the world. Not everyone here plays hockey, but we are good at it, its the best state in the US despite some of inperfections, but every state has them.

We say Minnesooduh, u say minnesota, our old and new governor suck.

by MINNESOODUH RUULES September 22, 2005

marshall minnesota

a town in minnesota where large groups os african people migrate to because the city wants to become "diverse." this plan backfired when ethiopian and somalian hoodlums united and formed gangs to fight with rival gang of asian people living there

I let my chain hang down to my nut in Marshall Minnesota.

by birdman11 February 6, 2005

Minnetonka

Minnetonka is a suburb of Minneapolis, MN. It is a renowned school district with the high school being the best musical theatre school in the state. It is a mostly caucasian area but is petty beast!!

I saw this musical the other day at Minnetonka! It was better than Broadway!

by Dancermcm January 1, 2010