Miner's haven

When a miner finds something rare or beatiful or extravagant.

Did you see that Miner's haven? It was really rare.

by Xx_420MLG#BlazeitRektNub_xX September 20, 2017

Hydronic Miner

Shitting on a partners chest or back and then peeing on the pile of shit to break it apart. You have struck gold if a kernel of corn is revealed!!!

Shea served corn on the cob for dinner to his girlfriend knowing damn well she would strike gold tomorrow night when performing his favorite move in the bedroom, the hydronic miner!!!

by MountainMan26! August 4, 2021

mighty miner

the mine shaft this bloke digs up is up his nose hes always sticking it up always finding new ways. he is retarted
once he used a tissue as a shovel and ate that shit right up

oh shit mighty miner is at it again, fuck hes gross

by so_povish747 June 29, 2023

C Miner

C miner Sneaks out the group and sprouts out of the ground like a carrot an Hits on any minor he sees!

TayTay: hey what’s that moving around in the ground!!
Bandit: that has to be the C-Miner do you see Lazy Chloe over there!
TayTay: yes, OMG C-Miner is coming from below her, WATCH OUT LAZY CHLOE!
Brandit: Classic C-Miner Hitting on the children!
C Miner : uhhhh haaaaa i L- L - L love youuu.

by Classic Ormeau May 2, 2022

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

Cunt Miner

Person who brings a girl home or over to a Friends house who is always bitching, or acting like a cunt.

God Damn Brandon why are you such a Cunt Miner

by Nig Horder November 3, 2009