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milk the clock

The act of staying on the clock after you work a shift, trying to make yourself look busy in order to make more money.
I want to buy a dimebag of weed but I have bills to pay. Thats ok though because I can always milk the clock for an hour after I'm done with my shift.
by alex eb August 19, 2007
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man milk

The warm, moist, milky white fluid that discharges from the penis when excited.
"When you milk a mans udder, man milk comes out!!"

"When Kathleen and Leslie started to milk my udder, my man milk sprayed all over their faces, although my man milk was displeasing to taste.
by Leslie and Kathleen July 6, 2006
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Milk Thirsty

Wanting to or needing to consume a whole gallon of milk in a day or 2.
Steve and Jessica are so dang Milk Thirsty, ive just noticed my whole gallon is gone that i just bought 2 days ago!

That baby is so Milk Thirsty she just consumed the whole gallon in 2 days!

I think i might have a bowl of cereal.*opens fridge* damn i knew i shouldnt have invited them over they are Milk Thirsty.
by 351KingofAnnilation December 4, 2012
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Chooch-milk

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.
After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.
by Testeclees July 15, 2010
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milk boxed

(verb) Causing someone to go missing or kidnapped. (photos of missing people were displayed on milk cartons)
"Put your hands on my girl again and you'll get milk boxed!"
by psquiz July 7, 2008
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Milk Snake

Like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. First, you fill your glass half way with cider, then, using a Guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. Voila, the milk snake is born!
Guy 1: Oh no! There's a milk snake in my boot!
Guy 2: Quick! Drink it!
by Laura the Lab Rat November 23, 2010
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Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms
by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015
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