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Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 05, 2005

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb June 12, 2007

MILF

a mom †hat you find amazingly attractive, hot and sexy. they typically have children but could be single or married alike a DILF. usually if younger men go for these women, the women may be referred to as a cougar to some audiences.

"Shit dude, I fucked Donny's mom last weekend, we were all high and shit"
"Gnarly bruh, do you think she will find out?"
"I hope not, but boy she has got one hell of an ass"
"She is a MILF according to my boner"

by toeingmywayintokiki August 07, 2016

MILF

Mother I would like to fuck.

This is what porn actors use when they see a hot mother and would love to fuck her.

Oh my god! Is that not the hottest MILF you have ever seen? Let's fuck her.

by PPLICK2213123 November 06, 2019

milf

Man I love fishing!

"so what do you like to do on the weekends?"
"I usually fish"
"Milf!"

by matimusluca June 07, 2019

milf

man i love fabray

she’s just so hot! oh me, oh my!? man i love fabray. she’s just a milf 😫

by agrons wifey May 15, 2021

Milfing

When a middle-aged woman goes out on the town and whose main objective is to find younger men.

They are just stirring in their dens, about to start milfing about. By tonight their cougar instincts will be peaking

by KWK May 23, 2008