Being a Mikey

Someone is a Mikey when they are a Mikey.

Person 1 Hey look at him, that is a Mikey.
Person 2 Jup, that is indeed a Mikey.
Person 3 So he is being a Mikey... I see

by MisterYesmen October 25, 2020

mikey next door

obese

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad

by joseph mommah November 2, 2020

Mikey Ice

A Mikey Ice likes selling fake vapes or giving them out for other types of payments

Mikey ice is new t the king of nic

by Please_don’t_test_me September 29, 2020

Mikey

Some gay nigga twitter.com who always begging for female attention

Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women

by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.

Hi Mikey how are you

by Bluebucks November 22, 2021